„Seriously? You won’t help me?”
“Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.“

—  Dave Barry, libro Peter and the Starcatchers

Origine: Peter and the Starcatchers

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„Shoes won’t help you get white girls. White girls are disgusted by you, silly little Asian.“

—  Elliot Rodger American spree killer 1991 - 2014

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„Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it’s self-love, so it won’t help you that much.“

—  Scott Adams cartoonist, writer 1957

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—  Dr. Seuss American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books 1904 - 1991

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„If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits of being single when you're married.“

—  Manis Friedman, libro Doesn't Anyone Blush Anymore?

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—  Leonard Cohen Canadian poet and singer-songwriter 1934 - 2016

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—  Nigel Cumberland British author and leadership coach 1967

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