Frasi di Christopher Irvine

“La seconda venuta di Y2J è giunta! [La folla lo acclama] E c'è soltanto un modo per regnare, e Jericho regna, è c'è soltanto una ragione per la quale sono tornato a Raw, ovvero salvarci da Randy Orton!… [Boati della folla] Diventando il nuovo campione WWE! [Reazione mista tra boati e fischi con una reazione maggiormente positiva] Il messaggio è stato detto in modo chiaro, Chris Jericho vuole un match per il titolo, tutti sanno che Chris Jericho vuole un match per il titolo, tutti eccetto Randy Orton! E la prima cosa che ho pensato questa settimana è che avremo una risposta si o no, ho pensato questo perché lui non ha spina dorsale. Ma poi ho dovuto riconoscere che lui è soltanto… troppo stupido per capire la domanda. [Boato] Ha un QI inesistente, credo di aver usato parole troppo grandi, ho parlato troppo in fretta, Randy si è perso nel discorso! così, riformulerò la domanda più piano – lo sto per chiedere con parole molto corte in modo che anche Randy possa capirle – Sto per Ortonizzarla, okay?!
Io-voglio-il titolo! [Boato]
È molto semplice, io-voglio-il titolo! Randy, perfino tu potresti capirlo, ho perfino preso delle immagini solo per te Sig. O. [La videocamera si inquadra il Titantron alle spalle di Jericho]
Io. Voglio. Incontro. Titolato. [Una serie di immagini si proietta sul maxischermo dove nella prima è raffigurata Jericho, nella seconda viene raffigurato Cookie Monster, nella terza c'è la fase di un match e nell'ultima la foto del titolo WWE. Queste ultime 2 però nella lingua inglese sono cronologicamente invertite. ] Ditelo con me ora! Io! Voglio! Match! Titolato! Aspetterò in questo ring tutta la notte se sarà necessario Randy, finché tu non verrai in questo ring e mi darai una risposta verbale, una risposta fisica, o una risposta violenta, ma non andrò da nessuna parte, perché ho bisogno di sapere, i Jerichoholics han bisogno di sapere: mi darai un match per il titolo o no?”

“Gli uomini onesti non indossano maschere. Le persone con integrità ed onore non nascondono le loro facce al mondo. Solo i criminali, i codardi, le persone con piccoli sporchi segreti nascondono le loro facce…”

“Mostrerò a tutti voi che non tutte le storie hanno un finale felice.”

“Welcome to Raw Is Jericho! And I am the new millennium for the World Wrestling Federation. Now for those of you who don't know me, I am Chris Jericho, your new hero, your party host, and most importantly, the most charismastic showman to ever enter your living rooms via a television screen. And for those of you who DO know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-a!
Now when you think of the new millennium, you think of an event so gigantic that it changes the course of history. You think of a dawning of a new era. In this case, the dawning of a new era in the WWF. Thank you, thank you. And a new era is what this once proud and profitable company sorely needs. What was once a captivating, trend-setting program has now deteriorated into a cliched, let's be honest, boring snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor, and that's why I'm here. Chris Jericho has come to save the WWF!
Now let's go over the facts. Television ratings, downward spiral; pay-per-view buy-rates, plummeting; mainstream acceptance, non-existent; and reactions of the live crowds, complete and utter silence. And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here. And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre "sports entertainers" who you're forced to cheer for and care for. No wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room, [indicating The Rock] and especially this idiot in the center of the ring. You people have been led to believe that mediocrity is excellence. Uh-uh. Jericho is excellence. And now for the first time in WWF history, you have a man who can entertain you. You have a man who is good enough for you. You have a man who can make you jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy fat little hands in the air and scream "Go Jericho go! Go Jericho go! Go Jericho go!"”

“Is the little girl gonna get shot in the face?! (on "Freak on a Leash" by Korn)”

“Yeah, congratulations. Way to go, Punk, way to go. Congratulations on your big win. You need to enjoy them while you can. You see, you can smirk if you want to, but I see straight through you. When I look at you, I see a fraud. And I'm not talking about the fact that you call yourself the best in the world, I'm talking about you as a person. Because I did a little research this week, Punk, and I found something, a little deep, dirty, dark secret about you. You've been straight edge ever since you came to the WWE, but you've never explained the reasons why. I wanna tell all of these wannabes why you're straight edge. I wanna tell them that you're straight edge because your father is an alcoholic.
Yeah, that's right. Your father was an alcoholic who let you down every step of the way when you were growing up, and it terrifies you. You don't want to end up like him. But it's inevitable that you will, because alcohol is in your blood, it's in your genes, it's part of who you are, and that tortures you. I know you've built this facade, this wall that you're a sarcastic antihero with not a care in the world, but I think I've found something that you care about. I've found something that gives you nightmares, something that terrifies you.
And isn't it ironic that the very alcohol that you crave is the same thing that ruined your childhood? Oh, the nightmares you must have about your father; I almost feel bad for you, Punk. Is that the reason why you have all those tattoos? Was the pain of wanting to drink so bad that you needed the pain of a tattoo needle to take it out of your mind? Was that your only solace?
It doesn't matter if it is, Punk, because you are going to drink eventually, and I'm the one who is going to make you drink. At WrestleMania XXVIII, I'm going to take away your title, I'm gonna take away your claims of being the best in the world, I'm gonna take away your bravado, and I'm gonna leave you a broken man. You're gonna hit bottom, Punk, and when you do, you're going to embrace your destiny, and you're gonna take a drink. And it's gonna taste so good that you're gonna wanna take another one, and another one, and another one. After April 1st, I'm gonna be recognized for who I am—the undisputed best in the world and the new WWE Champion. And you're gonna be recognized for who you are, who your father was—a pathetic damn drunk!”

“I came out here with an agenda tonight, to make a statement. And the reason is that WrestleMania 21 is less than five weeks away. We've already announced some of the biggest matches in Mania history. From Batista vs. Triple H for the World Championship, from Cena to JBL for the WWE Championship, Michaels has challenged Angle, Hogan's in the Hall of Fame, Stone Cold Steve Austin on Piper's Pit. Everybody wants to make an impact, so do I; everybody wants to be a part of history, so do I. I have an idea for a match to do that. It's a match that involves Y2J, five other elite WWE Superstars, a chance of a lifetime, and most importantly, one very big solid steel ladder.”