Frasi di Jon Stewart (121 frasi, pagina 3)

Carell, who was among the nominees who had just lost to Gervais, then ran onto the stage, where the three of them group-hugged and jumped around screaming.
The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards (2007)

“30 AD: Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God."”

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Jon Stewart libro America

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

“Did you really just ask me if I want it to be bad? I have kids! What do you think? "Yeah, I don't want them to have any kind of a -- I want things to corrode to the point where we're all living in huts." […] [I] "like things to go a little wrong" like birdshot to the face of a guy that would survive, not "like things to go wrong" till it's like Mad Max, every-man-for-himself-let's-all-ride-around-and-machine-guns, which seems to be the way that it's”

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Responding to King's suggestion that as a political comedian Stewart would "want things to be bad" because that would provide him with the most fodder for jokes

“You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.”

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Cosmopolitan, January 1999, on embarrassing dates.

“There are terrorists and racists and Stalinists and theocrats, but those are titles that must be earned. You must have the resume. Not being able to distinguish between real racists and tea partiers, or real bigots and Juan Williams and Rick Sanchez is an insult — not only to those people, but to the racists themselves, who have put forth the exhausting effort it takes to hate. Just as the inability to distinguish between terrorists and Muslims makes us less safe, not more.”

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Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear closing speech (2010)

“If you want to know why I’m here and what I want from you I can only assure you this: you have already given it to me. Your presence was what I wanted. Sanity will always be and has always been in the eye of the beholder. To see you here today and the kind of people that you are has restored mine. Thank you.”

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Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear closing speech (2010)

“I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."”

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Rolling Stone interview http://jon.happyjoyfun.net/tran/1990/95_0126rolling.html, January 26, 1995

“Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.”

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Amazon.com interview http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=542410, 2004

“Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen… Felicity.”

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The 78th Academy Awards (2006)

“If Obama's a tyrant, he's a pretty tame tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture?”

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The Bill O'Reilly Factor Appearance (2010)

“Dedication: To the huddled masses, keep yearnin!”

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Jon Stewart libro America

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

“What is the fear of the "gay agenda" that has so upset people? Do people think that if gay people are given a place at the table, they'll be so convincing we'll all end up blowing them? What is the issue? "You know, I'm straight, but you've made such a convincing argument…"”

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Stand-up performance at RIT (2005)

“For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Martin Scorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, one.”

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The 78th Academy Awards (2006)

“Everybody thought Barack Obama was going to [inspire people] when he came to Washington, but, you know, the Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.”

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Originally spoken, reprinted in Mr. Obama Goes to Washington http://davidsirota.com/index.php/mr-obama-goes-to-washington/ By David Sirota in The Nation, June 7, 2006.

“Nazi Germany was so destructive to Judaism not only for the loss of life, but because many who survived began to see the practice of Judaism as somewhat of a health hazard.”

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Jon Stewart libro Naked Pictures of Famous People

Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998)