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Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III è un attore, comico, cabarettista, doppiatore, regista, sceneggiatore e produttore cinematografico statunitense.

Ha iniziato la carriera negli anni ottanta apparendo in alcuni film con Eddie Murphy. Nel 2006 ha riottenuto il successo, quando viene trasmessa la fortunata serie Tutti odiano Chris, dove egli racconta la sua vita in modo comico.

È stato classificato da Comedy Central al quinto posto fra i comici più bravi di sempre.Dal 2000 ha iniziato a lavorare anche come doppiatore.

È stato il presentatore dei Premi Oscar nel 2005 e nel 2016. Wikipedia  

✵ 7. Febbraio 1965
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Chris Rock: Frasi in inglese

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”

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“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”

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“Men are as faithful as their options.”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)
Variante: A man is basically as faithful as his options.

“If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.”

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“It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.”

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“You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

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At the Academy Awards as host
Miscellaneous

“You mean to tell me that Jamaicans invented sugar, reggae and the best drug on Earth and the white man makes all the money!?”

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Never Scared (Album Version, 2005)

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C. B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”

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Miscellaneous

“I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.”

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At the Academy Awards as host
Miscellaneous

“[on John McCain being too old] When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!”

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Kill the Messenger (2008)

“Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single. That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”

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Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996)

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