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Frasi di Dane Cook

Dane Jeffrey Cook è un comico e attore statunitense.

✵ 18. Marzo 1972
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Dane Cook: Frasi in inglese

“I invite her back to my apartment, or as I call it, the "Death Star." I'm still working on it, it's not completely operational.”

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Dane Cook

Tourgasm (2006)

“[To girlfriend about the "What would you do if" challenge] "What would you do if" I came out of your mother's bedroom, covered in blood, going "We gotta get outta here!"”

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Isolated Incident (2009)

“I hope when he dies, he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness, through the woods, a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes long? Sees him… [tree-chopping motions]. Chops him down, smash! Put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a sawmill and grind him up. [Nuzzsaw noise] Then you pound him down into paper, and once he's paper, you print the Bible on him.”

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Vicious Circle (2006)

“Boom! That's the house, right there, Robert. That's house I'm doing a B&E (breaking and entering)." He looked to me and he said: [shakes head and makes hissing noise through nose. Moment of silence. ] "I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it.”

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Vicious Circle (2006)

“I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.”

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Harmful If Swallowed (2003)

“You told your mother I was gonna blow you up with a fucking pumpkin bomb? What did she say?”

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"She. Was. Terrified. She wants me to move home."
Tourgasm (2006)

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