Frasi di Jeff Foxworthy

The Tonight Show, 27 March 2007

2007 CMT Awards
Contesto: Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Games Rednecks Play (1995)

Games Rednecks Play (1995)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Totally Committed (1998)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy

Games Rednecks Play (1995)

You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)
Variante: If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

Totally Committed (1998)

Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Totally Committed (1998)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993)

You Might Be a Redneck If… (1993)

Kinda like your high school diploma, huh?
Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Totally Committed (1998)

I hate a smart child.
Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Games Rednecks Play (1995)