George Ouzounian, better known by his pen name Maddox, is an American comedian, Internet personality, and author. He gained fame on the Internet in the early 2000s for his opinion-oriented website, The Best Page in the Universe, which he still maintains. His first book, The Alphabet of Manliness , became a New York Times bestseller. He is a graduate of Woods Cross High School in Woods Cross, Utah; he also attended the University of Utah, but does not hold a degree. Wikipedia
“It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it.”
Unintentionally sexual comic book covers http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1
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"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that don't mean anything. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=embrace
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Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit
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Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add
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hate mail. (April Fools 2004) http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=af.
The Best Page in the Universe, April Fools
“If trashy television was a video game, The Jenny Jones show would be the final boss.”
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Bush: making political satirists obsolete since 2000 http://maddox.xmission.com/limits_to_freedom.html
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Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it? http://maddox.xmission.com/oil.html
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“Elizabeth Duke is possibly the only person on the FBI list wanted for communism.”
What a bitch! Duke was a member of the extremist group, May 19th Communist Organization, whose objective was the violent overthrow of the US. The group was largely active from 1978 to 1985, at which time they got busted and thrown in jail where their new objective became to prevent any violent uprisings in their ass. She's the only one still around. It's not really a group anymore if it's just you, dipshit! America wins."
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