Frasi di Alan Ayckbourn

“La censura è una buona cosa, poiché in tal modo ad ogni libro è garantito almeno un lettore attento.  ”

“Ci sono due cose che ci differenziano dall'animale. La nostra capacità di cadere in amore e il nostro senso dell'umorismo.  ”

“La persona con la quale decidi di dividere la tua vita, inevitabilmente, si rivela la peggiore scelta possibile.”

“They've started this filthy floodlit cricket with cricketers wearing tin hats and advertisements for contraceptives on their boots.”

“Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.”

“There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much.”

“The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.”

“A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?”