Frasi di Bill Allred

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“I hope that holds the little bastards.”

“It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.”

“My gaydar has gone haywire.”

“I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.”

“You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.”

“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”

“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”

“It's folks what juggle fire.”

“Is that about farting zombies?”

“Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.”

“Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!”

“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”

“I used to eat Gina's curd.”

“She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.”

“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”

“We used to make condoms out of snow tires.”

“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”

“Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.”

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

“I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin.”

“Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.”

“It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.”

“Look at the size of that earlobe.”

“I've got a woolly worm for ya!”

“There is no way you could sit down more than you do.”

“Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!”

“I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.”

“Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.”

“I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.”