By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. No, no, no: it's just a little thought, I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root. I don't know, you try. You do what you can, kill youself.
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Bill Hicks: Frasi popolari (pagina 4)
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Ho risposto: "Allora perdonatemi".
I did this show in Alabama and these three rednecks met me after the show. "Mr. funny man c'me here. Ehi buddy, we're Christians, we don't like what you said!". I said: "Then forgive me".
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I can speak for every guy here tonight: guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now, watching an empty stage...
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"Son, is there any way I can ask you to type up the 'suck your own cock' bit, so I can pin it to your grandmother's headstone?
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“Perché lo so, se Gesù fosse qui, probabilmente avrebbe un Uzi con sé.”
Cause I know, if Jesus where here, he'd probably have an Uzi on him.
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Grazie a te, bastardo!
Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait. And then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief, because; "We still live in a dangerous world." Thanks to you, you fucker!
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“Se stai fumando da un buco nel tuo fottuto collo, io penserei di smettere.”
If you're smoking out of a hole in your fucking neck, I'd think about quit.
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“Non ho mai sentito voi donne dire che è disgustoso, quando noi siamo lì sotto fra le vostre gambe.”
I've never heard you ladies say it's disgusting when we're down between your legs.
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Every job I ever had with a boss, man, always harassed, you know. "Hicks! How come you're not working?". I go: "There's nothing to do", "Well, you pretend that you're working", "Why don't you pretend I'm working? Yeah, you get paid more than me, you fantasise!".
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“Ehi, se smetti di fumare, riavrai il tuo olfatto.”
Io vivo a New York City, non lo rivoglio il mio olfatto!
"Ehi, if you quit smoking you get your sense of smell back." I live in New York City, I don't want my sense of smell!
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