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Frasi di Denis Leary

Denis Colin Leary è un attore, regista, sceneggiatore e cantante statunitense, noto per la comicità spesso mordace e la tendenza a fumare ininterrottamente.

✵ 18. Agosto 1957
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Denis Leary: Frasi in inglese

“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that's it!”

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Standup routines, Lock 'n Load (1997)

“…and there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we've got the bombs! That's why, yeah! Two words: NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WEAPONS! OK?!”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“Ted Kennedy, a good senator but a bad date you know what I mean? "What'd I forget? Goddamit the fuckin' girl! Jesus Christ where are my pants?"”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“(talking about Marv Albert) Marv, Marv, Marv, Marv, Marv, Marv, Marv. This is God, what the HELL were you thinking?!?”

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Standup routines, Lock 'n Load (1997)

“God.. crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!"”

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Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

“Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.”

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Standup routines, Lock 'n Load (1997)

“(talking about The Lord Of The Dance) Have you seen that show? If you have, GET OUT! Get the hell out of my show right now!”

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Standup routines, Lock 'n Load (1997)

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