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“Ogni generazione trova la droga di cui ha bisogno.”

Republican Party Reptile

“La pésca è uno sport inventato dagli insetti e voi siete l'esca.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Freddie Aguilar, etichettato come "il Bob Dylan delle Filippine". Ciò è ingiusto, dato che è bello, suona bene la chitarra, sa eseguire un accordo e scrive canzoni che abbiano senso.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Sono un Repubblicano tesserato e considero il socialismo una violazione del principio americano secondo cui non dovete ficcare il naso negli affari degli altri se non per fare soldi.”

Republican Party Reptile

“In effetti, la sicurezza non ha posto da nessuna parte. Tutto ciò che è divertente nella vita è pericoloso. Le corse dei cavalli, per esempio, sono molto pericolose. Ma tentate di progettare un cavallo sicuro e il risultato è una mucca (un terribile animale da guardare con i trotters). È impossibile essere vivo e sicuro.”

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P.J. O'Rourke Frasi e Citazioni

“L'uomo si è sviluppato in Africa. Non ha continuato a fare così là.”

Republican Party Reptile

“L'industrializzazione è venuta in Inghilterra ma l'ha finalmente abbandonata.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Né i conservatori né i comici credono che l'uomo sia buono. Ma gli uomini di sinistra lo credono.”

Republican Party Reptile

“La costituzione sovietica garantisce a tutti un lavoro. Un'idea graziosa e inquietante, direi.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Questa era gente che ha creduto che tutto ciò che riguardava l'Unione Sovietica fosse perfetto, ma portavano dietro la carta igienica.”

Republican Party Reptile

“In fact, safety has no place anywhere. Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow (an appalling animal to watch at the trotters.) And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too. It is impossible to be alive and safe.”

Republican Party Reptile

P.J. O'Rourke: Frasi in inglese

“And the Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? Or maybe the people in Texas were attacked because of child abuse. But, if child abuse was the issue, why didn't Janet Reno tear-gas Woody Allen?”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals, it shouldn't smell that way. Try this test for meat freshness: close your eyes and see if you can tell the pork chops from a gym locker.”

The Liberty Manifesto (1993)

“Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit. A politician is anyone who asks individuals to surrender part of their liberty— their power and privilege— to State, Masses, Mankind, Planet Earth, or whatever. This state, those masses, that mankind, and the planet will then be run by… politicians.”

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“We’re told cars are dangerous. It’s safer to drive through South Central Los Angeles than to walk there. We’re told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years. We’re told cars should be replaced with mass transportation. But it’s hard to reach the drive-through window at McDonald’s from a speeding train. And we’re told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“The forces of safety are afoot in the land. I, for one, believe it is a conspiracy— a conspiracy of Safety Nazis shouting "Sieg Health" and seeking to trammel freedom, liberty, and large noisy parties. The Safety Nazis advocate gun control, vigorous exercise, and health foods. The result can only be a disarmed, exhausted, and half-starved population ready to acquiesce to dictatorship of some kind.”

Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut (1996)

“The Third World attitude toward the United States is also easy to understand if you think of it in terms of adolescence. The citizens of the Third World are in a teenage muddle about us--full of envy, imitation, anger and blind puppy love. I have been held at gunpoint by a Shi'ite youth in West Beirut who told me in one breath that America was "pig Satan devil" and that he planned to go to dental school in Dearborn as soon as he got his green card. In Ulundi, in Zululand, I talked to a young man who, as usual, blamed apartheid on the United States. However, he had just visited the U. S. with a church group and also told me, "Everything is so wonderful there. The race relations are so good. And everyone is rich."”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“To really enjoy drugs you've got to want to get out of where you are. But there are some wheres that are harder to get out of than others. This is the drug-taking problem for adults. Teenage weltschmerz is easy to escape. But what drug will get a grown-up out of, for instance, debt?”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Give War a Chance

Just what part of America had he visited, I asked. "The South Side of Chicago," he said.
Give War a Chance (1992)

“You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity. And forget traditional character assassination; if you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It's not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights — the "right" to education, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery — hay and a barn for human cattle.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Give War a Chance

Give War a Chance (1992)

“Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.”

The Liberty Manifesto (1993)

“A careful reading of 50 Simple Things leaves you wondering whether you're going to die from environmental disaster or intellectual annoyance. Failing either, you can worry yourself to death.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Eat the Rich

Eat the Rich (1999)

“It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali problem. We have poverty and deprivation in our own country. Try standing unarmed on a street corner in Compton handing out twenty-dollar bills and see how long you last.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Are we disheartened by the breakup of the family? Nobody who ever met my family is.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“When a government controls both the economic power of individuals and the coercive power of the state … This violates a fundamental rule of happy living: Never let the people with all the money and the people with all the guns be the same people.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“The people who believe that, as a result of industrial development, life is about to become a hell, or may be one already, are guilty, at least, of sloppy pronouncements. On page 8 of Earth in the Balance, Al Gore claims that his study of the arms race gave him "a deeper appreciation for the most horrifying fact in all our lives: civilization is now capable of destroying itself." In the first place, the most horrifying fact in many of our lives is that our ex-spouse has gotten ahold of our ATM card. And civilization has always been able to destroy itself. The Greeks of ancient Athens, who had a civilization remarkable for lack of technological progress during its period of greatest knowledge and power, managed to destroy them fine.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Eat the Rich

Eat the Rich (1999)

“Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“There is parody, when you make fun of people who are smarter than you; satire, when you make fun of people who are richer than you; and burlesque, when you make fun of both while taking your clothes off.”

Origine: "Year in Review" in Rolling Stone (15 December 1988)

“Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof.”

Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut (2005)

“"Malthus,", says Vice President Al Gore in Earth in the Balance, "was right in predicting that the population would grow geometrically." Al, as the father of four children, should know.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.”

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free— indeed, sanctimonious— way for "progressives" to be racists.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer. We can just step off the sidewalk. And sometimes we can get impressionable members of the opposite sex to perform sacramental rites with us. "Every drop of water wasted is a drop less of a wild and scenic river, Jennifer. We'd better double up in the shower."”

"What's That Smell?" (23 October 2006)

“We tried to find the mayor. His secretary said he was at home. His wife said he was at the office. In Italy or France this would mean His Honor was having an affair. In Chabarovice it probably meant he'd run off to be a busboy in Stuttgart.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“I'd like to end the book a lot of ways. Except I don't have any answers. Use your common sense. Be nice. This is the best I can do. All the trouble in the world is human trouble. Well, that's not true. But when cancer cells run amok and burst out of the prostate and take over the liver and lymph glands and end up killing everything in the body including themselves, they certainly are acting like some humans we know.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)