Frasi di Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, nota come Joan Rivers , è stata una comica e attrice statunitense.

✵ 8. Giugno 1933 – 4. Settembre 2014   •   Altri nomi Joan Riversová
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Joan Rivers Frasi e Citazioni

“Non capisce come funzionano i numeri romani. Credeva che avessimo appena combattuto l'undicesima guerra mondiale.”

An Audience with Joan Rivers, trasmissione della London Weekend Television, 1984 citata in John D. Barrow, I numeri dell'universo, Mondadori 2004

Joan Rivers: Frasi in inglese

“Two is company; three is fifty bucks.”

Reported in The Quotable Quote Book (1990), p. 258

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”

As quoted in On Being Blonde (2004), by P. Munier, p. 84

“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.”

As quoted in Women Talk, edited by Michèle Brown & Ann OʼConnor (1984)

“It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.”

Reported in The Quotable Quote Book (Carol Publishing Group, 1990), p. 258

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.”

„I'm Jewish. I don't work out.."


As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 101
Variante: I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

“I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

On her plastic surgeries, quoted in The New York Times, 2008 (republished in The New York Daily News http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/joan-rivers-top-10-jokes-celebs-plastic-surgery-article-1.1928398#ixzz3CWeoRaTP

“Never floss with a stranger.”

As quoted in Words of Wisdom (1990), ed. by W. Safire & L. Safir, p. 358

“[Catchphrase:] Oh, grow up!”

Frequent response to an audience's groans or reactions to her remarks.

“You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”

Reported in The Quote Manual: Wisdom and Wit of the Ages (2005), by R. G. Moscatelli, p. 201

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

As quoted in The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (2003), by R. Byrne, 94

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.”

As quoted in On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes (2004), by P. Munier, p. 83

“I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."”

As quoted in R. Byrne, Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1987)

“Looking fifty is great—if you're sixty.”

As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 21

“[Catchphrase:] Can we talk?”

Quoted in Wash. Post (24 Aug. 1982), as reported in The Yale Book of Quotations (2006), p. 638

“My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.”

Joan Rivers on BBC 2 (23 February 1990), as reported in The Quotable Jewish Woman (2004), by E. Partnow, p. 179

“Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.”

As quoted in R. Byrne, Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1987)

“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”

Quoted in L.A. Times (10 May 1974), as reported in The Yale Book of Quotations (2006), p. 638

“Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.”

David Seabury, as quoted in The Forbes Scrapbook of Thoughts on the Business of Life (1950), p. 248
Misattributed

“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.”

As quoted in On Being Blonde (2004), by P. Munier, p. 84

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