Frasi di P.J. O'Rourke

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“Un bambino che cresce in un ambiente eccessivamente sicuro può non imparare mai che è un bambino, non fino a quando non si sposa ed ha una moglie che glielo dica.”

“Ogni generazione trova la droga di cui ha bisogno.”

“La pésca è uno sport inventato dagli insetti e voi siete l'esca.”

“Freddie Aguilar, etichettato come "il Bob Dylan delle Filippine". Ciò è ingiusto, dato che è bello, suona bene la chitarra, sa eseguire un accordo e scrive canzoni che abbiano senso.”

“Sono un Repubblicano tesserato e considero il socialismo una violazione del principio americano secondo cui non dovete ficcare il naso negli affari degli altri se non per fare soldi.”

“L'uomo si è sviluppato in Africa. Non ha continuato a fare così là.”

“L'industrializzazione è venuta in Inghilterra ma l'ha finalmente abbandonata.”

“Né i conservatori né i comici credono che l'uomo sia buono. Ma gli uomini di sinistra lo credono.”

“La costituzione sovietica garantisce a tutti un lavoro. Un'idea graziosa e inquietante, direi.”

“Questa era gente che ha creduto che tutto ciò che riguardava l'Unione Sovietica fosse perfetto, ma portavano dietro la carta igienica.”

“The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton. Because she could lose. The reason is not that she's a woman. The reason is that she's the particular woman who taught the 4th grade class that every man in America wished he were dead in. Hillary Clinton is Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Hillary Clinton is 'America's ex-wife.”

“People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.”

“Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.”

“Fishing … is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.”

“A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one — not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so.”

“Crowded as the country is, is overcrowding even its main problem? Hong Kong and Singapore both have greater population densities (14.315 and 12.347 per square mile, respectively) than Bangladesh, and they're called success stories. The same goes for Monaco. In fact, the whole Riviera is packed in August, and neither Malthus nor Ehrlich have complained about the topless beaches of St. Tropez.”

“On Friday, June 12, 1992, 110 heads of state gathered at Riocentro. They were indistinguishable in dress and deportment. Where was biodiversity when we needed it?”

“Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.”

“Man has been breeding livestock for ten thousand years and has yet to come up with a monstrous sheep that can trample buildings and graze a whole golf course for breakfast.”

“When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.”

“It's hard to come back from the Balkans and not sound like a Pete Seeger song.”

“I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.”

“Marijuana never kicks down your door in the middle of the night. Marijuana never locks up sick and dying people, does not suppress medical research, does not peek in bedroom windows. Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.”

“Marilyn Quayle was there, too, looking – it was indeed a strange week in Washington – great. She had her hair done up in something my wife said was a chignon, and whatever it was, it made Marilyn look considerably less like a Cape buffalo than usual. Though actually I admired the Cape buffalo look. I have an idea that – like a Cape buffalo – if Marilyn Quayle gets furious and charges, you've got only one shot at the skull. You wouldn't want to just wound her.”

“They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, "the Irish of Asia."”

“Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college.”

“A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you're getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.”

“There is a fine line in the Third World between half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe and half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe so they can throw you in jail.”

“Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.”

“War will exist as long as there's a food chain.”

“Weird clothing is de rigeur for teenagers, but today's generation of teens is finding it difficult to be sufficiently weird. This is because the previous generation of teens, who went through adolescence in the sixties and seventies, used up practically all the available weirdness.”

“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.”

“The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses swarmed with the poor and stinking of sewage and trash. But there are worse parts— squatter areas where people live under cardboard, in shipping crates, behind tacked-up newspapers. Dad would march you straight to the basement with a hairbrush in his hand if he caught you keeping your hamster cage like this.”

“The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.”

“There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.”

“The Institute of U. S. and Canadian Studies is supposed to have subscribed to the Village Voice for six years in an attempt to find out about life in America's rural areas.”

“Two key rules of Third World travel: 1. Never run out of whiskey. 2. Never run out of whiskey.”

“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”

“You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”