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“Ogni generazione trova la droga di cui ha bisogno.”

Republican Party Reptile

“La pésca è uno sport inventato dagli insetti e voi siete l'esca.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Freddie Aguilar, etichettato come "il Bob Dylan delle Filippine". Ciò è ingiusto, dato che è bello, suona bene la chitarra, sa eseguire un accordo e scrive canzoni che abbiano senso.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Sono un Repubblicano tesserato e considero il socialismo una violazione del principio americano secondo cui non dovete ficcare il naso negli affari degli altri se non per fare soldi.”

Republican Party Reptile

“In effetti, la sicurezza non ha posto da nessuna parte. Tutto ciò che è divertente nella vita è pericoloso. Le corse dei cavalli, per esempio, sono molto pericolose. Ma tentate di progettare un cavallo sicuro e il risultato è una mucca (un terribile animale da guardare con i trotters). È impossibile essere vivo e sicuro.”

Republican Party Reptile

P.J. O'Rourke Frasi e Citazioni

“L'uomo si è sviluppato in Africa. Non ha continuato a fare così là.”

Republican Party Reptile

“L'industrializzazione è venuta in Inghilterra ma l'ha finalmente abbandonata.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Né i conservatori né i comici credono che l'uomo sia buono. Ma gli uomini di sinistra lo credono.”

Republican Party Reptile

“La costituzione sovietica garantisce a tutti un lavoro. Un'idea graziosa e inquietante, direi.”

Republican Party Reptile

“Questa era gente che ha creduto che tutto ciò che riguardava l'Unione Sovietica fosse perfetto, ma portavano dietro la carta igienica.”

Republican Party Reptile

“The difference between American parties is actually simple. Democrats are in favor of higher taxes to pay for greater spending, while Republicans are in favor of greater spending, for which the taxpayers will pay. In foreign policy, Republicans intend to pursue the war in Iraq but to do so with a minimal number of troops on the ground. This is not to be confused with the disastrous Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld policy of using a minimal number of troops on the ground to pursue the war in Iraq. Democrats intend to end the war, but they don't know when. Democrats are making the 'high school sex promise': I'll pull out in time, honest!”

Republican Party Reptile

P.J. O'Rourke: Frasi in inglese

“Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.”

"Letter to Our European Friends" (4 February 2008)

“Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“I suspect the Haitian Ministry of Health's principal contribution to health in Haiti is providing nice, healthy jobs to those Haitians with the connection to get them.”

The Liberty Manifesto (1993)

“The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors— psychology, sociology, women's studies— to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. Keep your hands to yourself, Bill. Hillary, mind your own business.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Give War a Chance

Give War a Chance (1992)

“Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess."”

The Liberty Manifesto (1993)

“Most of the research about species extinction has been conducted on islands because islands are controlled environments and scientists can get drinks with little umbrellas in them there… Island logic also tells us that an increase in habitat size means an increase in number of species. But it doesn't necessarily. You can build your bed as large as you like and still get very few people to sleep with you.”

And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.
The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“Most of the chapters of this book were written while the events described were taking place. Reading the manuscript, I notice there's a lack of continuity between the chapters. One thing doesn't lead to another. This is because, in the 2016 presidential campaign, as far as I can tell, one thing didn't lead to another…. if my book lacks a coherent narrative it's because I couldn't find one.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Why can't everybody just get along? No reasonably detached person goes to Israel without being reduced in philosophical discourse to the level of Rodney King—or, for that matter, to the level of George Santayana. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it," Santayana said, in one of those moments of fatuousness that come to even the most detached of philosophers. It goes double for those who can't remember anything else. And they do get along, after their fashion. Muslims and Christians and Jews have lived together in the Holy Land for centuries—hating one another's guts, cutting one another's throats, and touching off wars of various magnitudes. The whole melodrama of the Middle East would be improved if amnesia were as common here as it is in melodramatic plots.”

Author's Note
How The Hell Did This Happen? (2017)

“I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.”

"Zion's Vital Signs" in The Atlantic (November 2001) http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/2001/11/o_rourke.htm

“The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things — war and hunger and date rape — liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things…. It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Give War a Chance

Give War a Chance (1992)

“The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion— very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an hour after the toast and the coffee didn't come until we'd called for the check. However, it was hard to be angry at a place that had ice cream, beer, and cigarettes on its breakfast menu.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“Cleaning, like seduction, should be done from the top down — starting with the ceiling, which is ridiculous. Gravity takes care of that.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.”

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“I mean, so what if some fifty-eight-year-old butt-head gets a load on and starts playing Death Race 2000 in the rush-hour traffic jam? What kind of chance is he taking? He's just waiting around to see what kind of cancer he gets anyway. But if young, talented you, with all of life's possibilities at your fingertips, you and the future Cheryl Tiegs there, so fresh, so beautiful — if the two of you stake your handsome heads on a single roll of the dice in life's game of stop-the-semi — now that's taking chances! Which is why old people rarely risk their lives. It's not because they're chicken — they just have too much dignity to play for small stakes.”

Peace Kills: America's Fun New Imperialism (2004)

“Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborghini to the Grand Prix track to watch the charter buses race.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“There’s a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.”

The Liberty Manifesto (1993)

“Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And — since women are a majority of the population — we'd all be married to Mel Gibson.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Parliament of Whores

Origine: Parliament of Whores (1991), p. 194

“Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation’s capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Parliament of Whores

Parliament of Whores (1991)

“Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Parliament of Whores

Parliament of Whores (1991)

“The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Parliament of Whores

Parliament of Whores (1991)

“Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.”

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”

P. J. O'Rourke libro Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)