Frasi di Janet Evanovich

„Esistono alcuni uomini che entrano nella vita di una donna e la mandano all'aria per sempre. Joseph Morelli l'ha fatto a me - non per sempre, ma di tanto in tanto.“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro One for the Money

One for the Money

„Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro Seven Up

Origine: Seven Up

„Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.“

—  Janet Evanovich

„My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.“

—  Janet Evanovich

„I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.“

—  Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

Origine: Three to Get Deadly

„Nice dress. Take it off.“

—  Janet Evanovich

„Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.“

—  Janet Evanovich

„I hate mornings. They start so early.“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro Plum Spooky

Origine: Plum Spooky

„I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro One for the Money

Origine: One for the Money

„I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro One for the Money

Variante: It's fucking hard to be classy
Origine: One for the Money

„Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.“

—  Janet Evanovich

„Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.“

—  Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

Origine: Hard Eight

„I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro One for the Money

Origine: One for the Money

„Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex… a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro Eleven on Top

Origine: Eleven on Top

„I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.“

—  Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

Origine: Twelve Sharp

„I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.“

—  Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

Origine: Hard Eight

„How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.“

—  Janet Evanovich, High Five

Origine: High Five

„Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum“

—  Janet Evanovich, libro Seven Up

Origine: Seven Up

„Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.“

—  Janet Evanovich