Frasi di Neil Simon

“Lo sport è l'unico spettacolo che, per quante volte tu lo veda, non sai mai come andrà a finire.”

“Zitto! Se no non riesco a sentire il rumore dei tuoi capelli che crescono.”

“I soldi possono portare un po' di felicità. Ma a un certo punto portano solo altri soldi.”

“Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.”

“When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.”

“Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.”

“People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?”

“Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage…Like two out of every ten couples.”

“Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.”

“You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.”

“If you can go through life without ever experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. And if you've gone through pain and think you know exactly why, you haven't examined all the options.”

“And so she lived…hopefully…ever after.”

“A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.”

“There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.”

“See also Brighton Beach Memoirs, The Goodbye Girl, Murder by Death, and The Odd Couple.”